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DO YOU BLEED FLUORESCENT GREEN?! DOES YOUR PISS HAVE A HALF-LIFE OF 2.5 BAJILLION YEARS? DID YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER GROW A TAIL AFTER MAKING OUT WI...

New shape with the same levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're runn...

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hauli...

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hauli...

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hauli...

These are! Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether y...

If you're a lavender lover who goes around singing, "Lilac it Like That!!!" these perfectly pale purple OGs are for you. We expect to see you weari...

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hauli...

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hauli...

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hauli...

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hauli...

A new shape with the same levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're ru...

When you're flamingos on a booze cruise, but you feel the need, the need for speed!!! It's time to call Carl the Flamingo. He's bringing your style...

Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints...

Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints...

Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints...

Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints...

Riddle us this. JUMBO shrimp are supposed to be the pinnacle of shrimp cocktail, yeah? But where's the love for average, normal, maybe slightly shr...

A bigger head doesn't mean that you're smarter, it just means you have a bigger head...It also means that you can't get on my level with these new ...

Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're putting in your backyard or si...

Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're doing squats with a dog in you...

Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're doing squats with a dog in you...

Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're doing squats with a dog in you...

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons. For Ta...