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What does Carl the Flamingo whisper into the ears of new members of the Mile High Club? "Call Me Tarmac Daddy." You'll want to call him the Tarmac ...

How does it feel to lay in the bed in any orientation you want and not have your feet hang dangerously off of the edge, completely vulnerable to th...

REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND CAREFREE AND YOUR BOOBS USED TO STAND UP AND SAY HELLO WHEN YOU WALKED INTO A ROOM INSTEAD OF STARING SHYLY AT THE...

FOR CENTURIES THE SPANISH AND SOUTHERNERS HAVE TORMENTED BULLS FOR SPORT. THEIR MISERY HAS BEEN USED AS A FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT. BUT WE AT GOODR KN...

BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-FLOCKING BLANK!!!! YOUR FI...

New shape with the same levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're runn...

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons. For Ta...

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hauli...

Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're doing squats with a dog in you...

YOU FALL OUT OF BED. YOU TRIP DOWN THE STAIRS. YOU PICK UP A TRAY FULL OF DRINKS AND WALK INTO THE PATIO DOOR. YOU STEP ON A RAKE. YOU RIDE YOUR BI...

Some may say that "black sunglasses are boring" - but let's face it - you look smashing in them. So feast your eyes on the ultimate collection of b...

NEVER the big spoon, ALWAYS the little spoon. If you have a small head you for sure know what we're talking about. And if you don't, just gtfo of h...