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With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons. For Ta...

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons or those...

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're doing squats with a dog in you...

Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're doing squats with a dog in you...

Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're doing squats with a dog in you...

Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're doing squats with a dog in you...

Carl the Flamingo once tried to market a portable record player that you could strap to your arm to play your favorite vinyl while you run. He call...

Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're putting in your backyard or si...

What's the difference between vintage, antique & retro?Vintage: "characterized by excellence, maturity, and enduring appeal; classic," with tru...

A bigger head doesn't mean that you're smarter, it just means you have a bigger head...It also means that you can't get on my level with these new ...

Everyone is always SO desperate to avoid the middle seat, but the shorties out there truly know the unique advantages riding in the middle offers: ...

NEVER the big spoon, ALWAYS the little spoon. If you have a small head you for sure know what we're talking about. And if you don't, just gtfo of h...

How does it feel to lay in the bed in any orientation you want and not have your feet hang dangerously off of the edge, completely vulnerable to th...

Riddle us this. JUMBO shrimp are supposed to be the pinnacle of shrimp cocktail, yeah? But where's the love for average, normal, maybe slightly shr...

Don't you hate it when people try to shame you for being smaller?! Psh, joke is on them!!! For example, we can buy designer duds in a children's si...

What does Carl the Flamingo whisper into the ears of new members of the Mile High Club? "Call Me Tarmac Daddy." You'll want to call him the Tarmac ...

Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints...

When you're flamingos on a booze cruise, but you feel the need, the need for speed!!! It's time to call Carl the Flamingo. He's bringing your style...

Orange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They're aviator frames. But that doesn't qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Ch...

Introducing our very first Mach Gs with Flamingo Eye Technology. Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the...

If you're coming with us to the octopus party, you need to know a few things. One, don't make any jokes about sushi. It's cringe. Two, don't ask if...

Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints...